
"Hey, what about the smurf at the crosswalk?"
"Hah! (*snicker*) A smurf."
"Nah, too easy."
"Well, how about Mike Tyson heading this way, or Ted Turner sitting at the tables?"
"Let's go with Tyson."
"OK, hee-hee, Tyson."
"Everybody in agreement, we're going with Tyson."
Followed by inconspicuous -- and not so inconspicuous -- stares in that direction.
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